I can see it now
*Steven and Connie running a lemonade stand*
Pyrite: GET YOUR OVER-PRICED SUGAR WATER HERE! LOOKS LIKE PEE! TASTES LIKE CRAP!
Steven: maybe we shouldn't say "tastes like crap"...
Connie: hmm...we need a slick marketing campaign to succeed.
Galena: *eating a chili dog very sloppily* you don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle!
Steven: *covering the lemonade* please not over the bowl!